Boudoir of the president of the local chapter of the Society for Creative Anachronisms.

Come, milady, to a night fit for a queen! Pillows, fit for a prince! Aggravating scrollwork, fit for a baron! Let us drink flagons of wine and talk of fine and noble crusades! Lo, we shall put on the Genesis records and celebrate chivalrous ideals! Then I will put my William in thine Mary, and - hey, where you going?

I got some good weed!

And chianti!

Come back!


Special note: yes, the ceiling is reflective. The copy says: “Mylar raises the ceiling to make the room proportionate to the four-poster bed.”

If you have to cover the ceiling with Reynolds Wrap to make the bed fit, perhaps you’d best get a smaller bed. Just a thought.