|Another chidrens room, complete with a chair from the Indiana firm of As-Brake-R Inc., soaked with three gallons of lead paint. By the time the lead hits your brain your butt will be so stupid it actually accepts the décor without question. If youd like to try this one at home, its simple.
1. Load the shotgun up with antique keys
(Step two is optional)
Note how the drapes coyly admit a view of the outside world, which is substantially less yellow than your room. You might be able to go outside some day and see this strange non-yellow world for yourself.
If you could ever unlock your door, that is. Remember when you tried the last key from the wall, thinking surely this must be the one, it must! Remember how you felt when it wasnt?