A Lung Smoothie! Children love it! What makes this a “double” ice cream soda . . . isn’t clear . . . nor is the double delight . . . readily apparent . . .

Sorry; nodded off. Those three-martini lunches, you know. Or was it four? Whatever, I'm not feeling so hot. Especially when I think of Seven-up over chocolate . . . excuse me, gotta GO

And remember. It’s THE ALL-FAMILY DRINK! Spend next Friday night drinking a case and singing beloved songs entirely in belchy voices. Drink up, everyone - this time we're doing "She'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes," and that takes a lot of carbonation. Pure, good, luxurious, elegant, festive, piquant, fat--gashing wholesome carbonation.