Nothing says “stimulating” to me like hot rabbit in the summer, I’ll tell you that right now. Here we see the rabbit displayed for your edification, so you know what’s what. Why, with some cotton balls and Elmer’s Glue, you could actually reassemble your own family pet! Just make sure you dip it in lacquer or formaldehyde, because nothing scars a child like finding her fluffy bunny has slumped into a fly-blown heap of rotten back pieces.

As this detail from the flier reveals, you also get one (1) filtration organ free of charge.

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