We have that delicious crowd-pleaser, Creamed Lobster in Shells. Tired of boring old Lobster? Remove it, add cream cheese, and jam it back in. The dish in the middle is “Stuffed Pork Chops” floating in a sea of pineapple chunks and garnished polished red jax balls. The item on the bottom is –

Oh, who cares. No one’s ever going to make it. Even if you did, no one would know what it is. WARNING! The recipe contains one quarter teaspoon of Tabasco. One whole quarter! Might as well call this one FLAME CASSEROLE or the HINDQUARTERS AUGUR! Rope it off behind Police Do Not Cross tape! One ENTIRE QUARTER TEASPOON TABASCO! Do they want to kill us, or what?

Jeez!