Yes, when you think about it, the whole "sauce" deal is overrated. What people really want is the pasta stuff, right? So don't ruin it with too much sauce. Besides, it's wartime! Stay that ladle, lady! We've got to lick Hitler.

What's that, you say? The war's over, and Hitler shot himself? Okay, but that doesn't mean we can go back to our old ways just yet. For now, scrimp on sauce, and marvel at the way something that isn't in the list of ingredients not only shows up in the final product, but lines itself up automatically.