The Martians have conquered the Japanese! No – wait, it’s just a green sun. Here we see the Three Faces of Bran: Dad is already going in his drawers – and lovin’ it, to judge from his expression. Mom has just got the signal from the basement that a delivery is on the way, so to speak; after a week of costive inaction it’s a most pleasant sensation. Daughter is dismayed and mortified at the sounds, which she had never associated with the dinner table. Not until they accepted bran into their lives, anyway.

Remember: All-Bran is more effective than part-bran.