Who knew bananas were so complex, so daunting, so mysterious that they needed an entire book to explain them to the public? This tidy booklet, put forth by the Banana Trust, attempts to explain the ways of banana to mere humans by bringing the bananas to life, and endowing them with personalities.

Presumably this makes you want to strip their flesh off and sink your teeth into their meat. Go figure.

So I wrote in . . . oh, I don't know, must have been 1999 or so when the site first went up. It had a different banner I still like, but times change.