Magic macaroni! Turns white before your eyes!
Just like you.
Look, it's one thing to call your tuna "Chicken of the Sea" - that makes sense. The tuna is the sea version of chicken. But naming your tuna "Breast O' Chicken" is like saying FILET MIGNON BEEF tofu. The crucial word is the one you don't notice.
On the other hand, the Green label was usually associated with tuna, so they weren't completely dishonest.