Bona-fide full-strength Nightmare Fuel here, highest octane rating possible. It’s not just big-head mom with the illustrated body; it’s not just stretchy-arm Box - with a hat! He has a hat - and it’s not even the chubby child who will denounce her neighbors to the authorities because they were unpatriotic but really because they laughed at her when she fell down on her bike. I

t’s the name of the cereal that gives it that strange, dreamlike alternative world feel. Have some Papsi, some Spim meat, some Eviltine drink, and a delicious bowl . . . of Cheerioats.