Big old beer-guy Tubby's grinnin', 'cause this never happens to him or his missus - mainly 'cause he don't wear underwear, and she wears just a gunny sack tied with a rope under her dress. Haw haw! Later, Tubby will realize that he has special powers of perception - X-ray vision and super-sensitive hearing. What else could explain the fact that in a bowling alley full of noise and collision, he heard underwear fall? What else could explain that he laughed at a sight he ought not to have been able to see, because she was on the other side of the automatic ball return?

Then again, this woman is not only on the other side of the ball return, she's several lanes away, and she's busting up. If your panties fall down in a forest, is there anyone who DOESN'T hear it?