We planted a seed in our tailors - and the fields sprouted a bumper crop of style! Yes, it’s the look every professional Mikhail Barishnikov impersonator is wearing this season. Plaid. But not just any plaid - no, this is an authentic tartan from a clan of chicken-chested Scots, the McScrawneys.

Note as well that carefully undone button - that’s no mistake. Every shirt in the Dorcus line contains powerful magnets whose opposing polarity prohibits buttoning your top buttons. Go ahead - just try! But not too hard - you could build muscle tone that way. And you don’t want that. At least not until we tell you that you want that. And then we’ll humiliate you for not having it. Style - it’s a kaleidoscope in a funhouse, and you’re always lost and wrong.

We know you hate plaid.

And we don't care.