Dogs? Nature's Mistakes? They're Chinese Crested dogs, and they are two of the goofiest creatures imaginable. The one on the left looks like it had a giraffe for a mother and a Scottish Furby for a father; the one on the right has the expression of a dog shaved regularly for punishment. Maybe not; I've also seen that expression in church on bored old men, looking up at the stained-glass window for the 900th Sunday, thinking about coffee.