MR. HERBIVORUS is AVITAMIN-IVOROUS

This looks like some self-proclaimed sex expert circa 1951, the sort of weirdo who wanders past the bra department at Gimbel’s and waggles his tongue at the shopgirls. Ah know what you lak! You lacka the tong, don'chu! His punishment: reincarnation as hot goo - and what’s more, goo into which people will soon plunge sharp long fondue forks.