Great Scott! I've begun to see the downside of writing outdoors!

How does the typewriter know he's talking about that Hannibal? Could be writing about crowds of unruly animals in Missouri. But who cares? This is incredible! Every writer's dream! I'll write explicit scenarious involving prominent celebrities. Get the video camera set up. Make sure the lighting's good. I'm going to make a million. First, we'll use GAAAAAAAHH OH GOD HE STABBED ME, BLOOD, SO MUCH BL -

(thump)

Always send the Hordes back to history first.