The dream of young lasses who didn’t have a lot going their way, or perhaps had no concept of life beyond the simple cliches popular culture provided, or just liked to indulge in some good honest marriage pron. Getting married to a man in uniform on the radio and getting appliances afterwards. Didn’t get any better.

Sidebar story for the wicked redheads: He tricked me, but now I’d have my revenge! I’d show the Navy brass the pictures he took wearing my bra.