And after that, Elise, admit your eyes are leaking milk! Not two percent, either, but whole!

How this Furlough Love Affair ended, we don’t know – but note how the very next story swears off enlisted men again. Perhaps this was an attempt to attract readers who were either in love with a GI, wanted to be in love with a GI, or just got over a GI and wanted someone nice who didn’t wake screaming. Really, it must have been hard and all and Korea was cold, he said, but – oh, look! Here comes that fella the girls call the Ace of Hearts! How’s my hair?