Well, that’s ookie on a variety of levels. Also badly drawn. The girl looks like a scale model compared to Tim, and either she has eyes on the side of her head or she’s looking at the other woman in a mirror. She also cries at the slightest provocation, too – his sister has an insouciant manner and a gigantic feather draped over her shoulders! Buh-huh-huh waaaaa! The “sister,” incidentally, has a hat based on the halos found in an icon of a saint; how it stays on her head without staples embedded in her skull, I’ve no idea. In any case, she’s leaning up against the wall and smoking, which means she’s a whore.

“Soldier’s Bride”! In a magazine called “G.I. Sweethearts.” Imagine that story conference. "Okay, boys, I want the cover story to be about a girl and a soldier. I’ll leave the rest up to you."

“Uh – bride? Soldier’s Bride?”

“Brilliant! Run off an extra 50,000 copies. You’ve outdone yourself with this one, lads.”