Things you are guaranteed to learn: they may have Married in Haste, but it all turns out fine despite a rocky start, because they are In Love, and that conquers all. Even the Orange-Skinned Stalker People. You may also be assured that what she is doing behind her husband’s back is probably something that shows how madly in love she is, and she’s not suddenly having lunch with a college roommate from Smith and feeling those old strange emotions she thought she’d buried forever. Or maybe that’s the plot of “Lovely Triangle,” although I think the main story there is how your faces can permanently graft together if you get married during a fire.

Just to complete the tale of love and honeymoons, let’s all think about BUSTER CRABBE. Easy to win!