"Jeez, lady, I was just lookin’ for a rag to clean my shoes on account of I stepped in the mustard moat, and I sees this book that says MY TRUE LIFE SECRETS. How can a guy resist?"

He has a point. It’s hard to blame him for picking up something that says TRUE LIFE SECRETS when the reader is holding something called TRUE LIFE SECRETS. Of course, it all worked out well, since the secret was charming and cute. It’s never a horrible secret. Nothing worse than being jilted by Tommy or Biff and missing them ever so terribly.

The words at the bottom sounds like a robot trying to win a bad writing contest, and then you realize it’s the list of stories. All in all, an awful cover; she looks like she was made in Satan’s Soft-serve Lava maker, he’s wearing a pan of meatloaf on his head, and the lamp is made out of parsley.