And this, Gloria, is another example of a non-ADA compliant bridge we have here on the compound. Wheelchairs can’t get over it. Of course, Dad’s working on a rocket-propelled wheelchair that will fly over rivers. He’s still working the kinks out of the device and fishing the remains out of the river, but they all signed waivers.

And stop chewing your nails and smelling your fingers! You disgust me.