Another act of conspicuous charity; it's similar to the ice-cream feed, right down to the youth with his tongue hanging out of his mouth. Here the kids get a glimpse of the strange manias of the impossibly wealthy. It’s not enough that their food be shaped to resemble symbols that denote their wealth and sole consolation in life; they have to arrange for special packing plants to make such sausage shapes possible.

You’re invited to the the $1,000,000 Pool Party! Now it’s over. Please leave.