It may look like she’s being spanked by a dead-eyed Irish Frankenstein with oven-mitt hands, but this is actually a scene from a legal proceeding: in Wonderland, you had to swear on a 25-year-old strippergram model before you gave your testimony.

Note the publisher. Oh, so that’s what they used to do before they became a computer-journal powerhouse.  Spanky-mags for kids!