"Say, my King, my love, my sovereign?"
"Yes, my Queen?"
"I think your throne needs a crown. So people know it's a throne."
"Well, so be it! Make it so!"
"And can I have that minx who's always making eyes at Lord Chamberlain put in a sack and thrown down in the moat?"
"Whatever gladdens your heart, my pet."
So oh, the hilarity when she was put into a Jester-special death bag and thrown into the moat! It's good to have the power of life and death, even if the former is rather cheap. And look! The Crown Prince was strangling his little chum as it happened, too. Good times for all. Together times. |