It’s Bulls-Eye vs. the Tribe that Couldn’t Throw Straight! Or perhaps they have double vision. At some point they’re going to compensate and aim for the center. Perhaps they were thrown off by the giant Bulls-eye to which they’ve tied Bulls-Eye, but he does come with his own handy target.

In fact if I were to offer advice to a Western-era hero, It would be two-fold: don’t feel the need to echo your crime-fighting identity in the form of a handy chestal tat. And if you do, keep your shirt buttoned up.

Also, those new red towels you bought? That’s what they meant by “wash separately.”