No wonder they have separate beds: he thrashes and screams for the most unmanly of reasons. Next morn: wife is now the bearer of dead-eyed cigarette-inspired madness.

It's Johnny with an enormous pack of cigarette! They're the size of baguettes!

Yes, it’s the first cigarette that PREVENTS bad breath. And remember, nothing says: “I just stopped off at the drug store” like a carton of smokes.