Well, fine. Then just stand up straight when you talk to the kid. Nothing can go wrong if you're not sitting down, we always say. 
This maneuver, unfortunately, snapped Givney's neck. The Violently Ordinary Rejoinder picked him up and dropped him on his head with such force we can see the ghost of Givney's sperm heading up to heaven in a cloud of steam.
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