Heh, heh, heh - she's not gettin' any! It's the coffee! But it's not her fault. She's A Caffein-Susceptible. Also, she has coffee breath.

 

 

 
 

 

No - no don't read up! Because then he'll say "curses" again and run out blaming Postum, again! Like every other got-damned day on the job! He's getting bad reviews from his supervisor! The home office is starting to ask questions!
 

 

Look, dude, you're invisible. Again, I ask: why not cut to the chase and go screw with the Postum execs? Or maybe consider making people just a little miserable, instead of full-out life-collapsing miserable?