Works on nine-year olds, too!

He was bloodless, pitiful, a SKINNY SHRIMP. Now his blood is red. This is what he looked like AFTER MAILING COUPON. Yes, that’s right: the very act of putting the coupon in the mailbox caused 35 pounds of shapely, power-packed MUSCLES to erupt from his frame, terrifying everyone! Listen to what Ken says: “Before I was weak, but now I’m holding up small grocery stores. Having a powerful chest gave me the courage to do things I never thought I’d do, like wave a gun in a storekeeper’s face, content in the knowledge I could put him out with a vigorous, muscular, shapely, pistol-whipping instead of shooting him like a BLOODLESS, PITIFUL, SKINNY SHRIMP.”