Times have changed: Lovely Quinn tells pals that the hectic Hollywood schedule means a girl can miss meals, and before you know it she’s losing weight. Losing it! How’s a girl supposed to pack the payload in the nosecone when she’s not eating a side of ribs for lunch every day? That’s where WATE-ON comes in. Endorsed by a doctor who’s been putting gin in his test tubes and drinking at work for years, but occasionally holds one up and contemplates the series of circumstances that led him not only to drink as much as he does but create an elaborate facade to conceal his addition, WATE-ON will add shapely curves to your body.

Be the sexiest, most desirable convalescent in the sanitarium - with WATE-ON!

On a serious note, Quinn is still lovely, and she has a website tat shows her hugging the Fonz! That is not a euphemism.

That's what the original version of this site said. Quinn died in 2017.