My God, he's had a spacesuit implanted under his skin.

Yikes. Well, at least this guy worked the quads; not one of those house-on-stilts you see in other ads. Still looks like he’s turning into a crab, and I’m surprised the science of the day was capable of implanting canned hams in people’s fists.

Which pupil would you like to be? Cheerful fellow who will pose for photos under the assurance that they’re really all about body building, and eventually consents to do some pictures with wrestling, as long as they’re really about wrestling, or our old friend Felipe, who looks like he replaced his rib cage with the grille of a 47 Ford?