Look for the Beaverbear with the blackjack tail. This confection may have produced long, searching, philosophical discussions in children: is caramel a flavor, or a thing? Because if it's a flavor, how can you have vanilla caramel? If it's a thing, then how can you have a caramel sundae?

At some point in the argument the local egghead would pipe up and note that licorice was a flavor, and there really wasn't such a thing as red licorice. Even if they're Nibs.

He'd get a few seconds of silence, then someone would throw something at his head and get back to the Caramel issue. No such thing as red licorice. Guy's screwy.