It’s Dick Van Dyke’s next door neighbor as a young boy, right? Or perhaps a young Fred Gywnne? No. This baby has 3 speeds, which were the norm for a while. We ditched them as soon as 10-speeds came along, of course, but soon we learned that you only used, well, three speeds - High, Medium, and Low.

“Schwinn quality costs less in the long run.” Translation: costs more now.