It's possible that several elderly millionaires owe their fortunes to the grubstake they built up selling small replicas of melty-face indiginous people made from toxic chemicals whose eventual regulation, and subsequent banning, was decades away. But I doubt it. You get one mold, and instructions on how to make your own. Don't be alarmed: it's a "Famous Indian Warrior Model." Yes, that one.
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I suspect the concept of “this year’s biggest cap sensation” was a rather limited category. Not sure whether Sherlock had a “Private Eye” badge, either.

The Walkie-Talkies - well, surely there’s a hitch, right? They have wires between them, right? I mean, "transceivers" is in quotes so it must mean they're made of cardboard with one of those things that moos like a cow when you turn it upside down. Right?