You don't often see "strange" and "glamour" in the same ad. For that matter you don't often see radium-dipped orchids, either. "Haven't you always longed to possess expensive, exotic orchids anytime you wished? All women do." And if you don't you're not like the smart women who are wearing light-up orchids right now and attracting the attention of wealthy playboy industrialists who are so besotted by your strange glamour they don't realize that the stupid thing's made out of plastic.