I suspect the concept of “this year’s biggest cap sensation” was a rather limited category. Not sure whether Sherlock had a “Private Eye” badge, either.

The Walkie-Talkies - well, surely there’s a hitch, right? They have wires between them, right? I mean, "transceivers" is in quotes so it must mean they're made of cardboard with one of those things that moos like a cow when you turn it upside down. Right?