Holy crow. It's almost as if the concept didn't sell itself, and needed some sort of explaining. I like the idea that the tie itself is different barrels of fun, because I'm tired of the same old barrels, but I have a hard time believing that women will make that expression - unless they're actually horrified, and are holding up their dainty hands in an instinctive posture of self-defense.
Read the copy for some true gems: "It's smart, superb class by day, and just imagine in the dark it seems like a necktie of compelling allure sheer magic!"
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