Polyester double-knits: a promise, not an apology.
Let’s say hello to our first famous model, Veronica Hamel! She’s wearing a lovely church bell fabricated from the finest imported sheet metal, and her hair is pulled back in that popular white-line-o’-scalp look all the girls are clamoring for this season. The lass on the right, who is forcibly restrained by the Invisible Man, is wearing an outfit that layers its colors like those 2nd grade logic puzzles: black-tan-red-tan-red-black-red-tan-black. What is the next color in this sequence? Uh - ossified desert dung? Correct!
Also available in “Beet red and navy blue with cream white.” Sounds like a casserole.