Or you know what? Don't. Anything that starts out "borow your cat's collar" just screams "you are in high school." But if you're going all the way, don't skip the Ankle Chain, "the ultimate expression of bondage."
"For fun time, wear an ankle chain on both legs and connect betwene with a separate length of chain that you drag along the ground. (Be careful not to trip, you punk!)"
Make sure you have a punk name, you punk. Something that indicates death or infection.