This hairstyle resembles some sort of black fog settling over the wearer's head. The style will never come back because there is a God in heaven who loves us. Lucky for her, she was one of those women who wore it as well as possible, and used the unbuttoned blouse to counterbalance the nimbus of hair floating a foot over her eyebrows.

Perky lapels, no? Gives her a super-chic futuristic look, like she's General Zod's personal assistant. Oh, he's a tough boss - always with the kneeling! - but you just have to know how to work him. Word to the wise: a dash of cinnamon in his coffee! No one else's will ever be quite the same.