Kevin Bubp.Never has the unwashed life of an itinerant, psychotic alcoholic been so gosh-darn happy! You'll shake with laugher as he shakes with the delirium tremens, and his panicked shrieks of BUGS! GOD! BUGS! GET THEM OFF A ME bounces around the rafters. Bonus: he's really a monkey!

Actually, no. Probably an amusing slapstick-on-ice act, which is utterly beyond the capabilities of 99.97% of the population. Googling the name indicates that he's living in Ohio again; hope he's having a fine life. And I admire his insistence on keeping his name exactly as it was given to him. Some might have shaved the P or dropped the B.