Left to right in the back: Disney Witch vs. Czarist Russia Hooker; in the front, Vegas LaBedsheets vs. Carlotta Corpuscle. I hate to break it to the program, but these really don't turn a man's fancy, unless he's trying to invent a burqa that can be heard by blind men.

Elegant and enchanting visions by Helen Colvig. I'm not saying she was scarred earlier in her career by anything, but she was the costume supervisor for this movie.