Tinkles, eh.

Moral of the first one: dad used to be ashamed he cannot do an honest day’s living, but he’s gotten used to it, and frankly it beats busting your hump like the other guys.

Moral of the second: kids are jerks; adults are credulous

Moral of the third: duck eyesight is so poor they confuse a blinding spot of light on the surface of the lake with prey, but the Spanish welfare system has stepped up to meet their needs.