Oh, he’s one of rapacious “Jughead” types who can eat everything without feeling queasy, or vomiting.

After binging on sugar, he has a temporary high, but it still can’t counter his naturally depressive tendencies. (Note: he was seen as relentlessly upbeat in the previous comic; apparently his moods travel in long cycles, and the manic phase has ended.)

Oh for the days when the sign out front said “15 color cartoons,” a day we call “never.”