That's what you get for going to CAMP SURPRISE.

What's holding up their pants?

Lots of fascinating stories here. "What Haunted Hubert?" A lost presidential career, perhaps, but he never lost his sunny optimism. "Escape to Treachery" doesn't make the tykes fork over three dimes; "treachery" doesn't bring 'em in like they used to. "Having a wonderful crime" is one of those stories based on an obvious rewriting of a cliche. Ooooh, hold me, I'm so scared.

Which one of these stories concerned Camp Surprise? What if none of the stories had to do with the bony cohort?

Surprise!