Some Oddjob-style work here, as Johnny uses his steel-lined cap to save a child's life. Oh sorry, spoiler, I guess. Say, incompetent rider who almost killed a child, aren't you that movie star? All is forgiven!

I wonder if men who didn't smoke Bond Street ever wondered why the ads had women saying it was the one tobacco they wouldn't mind in their parlor. Could it be most other pipe tobaccos stunk up the houses, and his buddies' wives just hated when the menfolk came over and lit up? Hated how her drapes and linens stunk for days?

Maybe. Anyway, who's playing the Dodgers today?