Meet Fireball Twigg, America's favorite monomaniacal cereal salesman! He had the hard job of selling Grape-Nuts to a mystified public, and you just know he'd get those smart-aleck types who'd ask why, if the original was so good, they had to recast it in flake form? Wasn't that an admission the original item was tooth-cracking gravel?

Anyway, this wasn't a one-off. Someone came up with a big campaign based on Fireball, and you known damned well they were trading quite heavily on Dagwood.

So he's got a job. Is he up to the challenge of persuading America to eat this stuff? Let's find out.