Jeebus, what a snooze:

And which room of the house would the Devil use to hold his party?



Party in the pantry, everyone! How do I get there? Any route I should google?



Okay, right. Well, it's a film about some kids who grow up to be adults, and since it's a movie, their professions range from Mob Boss to Father O'Bvious.



Murder spoils their reunion, and we have to slog through sixty brutal minutes to get to the end. Here's an example of the zingy screenplay:



But I have to admit: this makes me smile, again and again. Ringtone material, this is.