Well, if you must, here they are. Years and years of Bleatage, with all the busted images and dead links and regrettable remarks preserved for the ages. 2009-2011 are spotty, because I went to Wordpress, something got hosed, and now all I have are pdfs with no specific banner art. The tragedy!
1998 is mostly lost. Other than that: oy, this is a lot of stuff.