No, I am not on a cruise. I wish I was. There's not a day I don't wish I was on the balcony of a ship looking out at the ocean, marveling at how lucky I am to do this.

But this is a brief hiatus, lasting all of two days, for reasons that will be explicated in detail on Wednesday. In the meantime I have a site for you to enjoy, if you find these things interesting. Even if you don't, I think you'll enjoy the graphics and dramatic renderings of the great old ships. They look so large. I wish I could know more about their interiors and comforts; I've no doubt they're inferior to today's vessels in every possible way. But still.

Remember when I said, a long time ago, that I'd discovered something that relates to the Titanic? It's in here.

Ten today and nine tomorrow. More below, by the way.

No hotels to enjoy. Sorry. Iif you are frowning at the scant content, pounding the table and demanding more, well, what is the matter with you?

Oh, Chronic Internet Syndrome? I'm so sorry. I didn't know.